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Stealth movie flops
Moviegoers shot down a costly action movie for the second consecutive weekend as the $100 million military film "Stealth" opened at No. 4 with sales of just $13.5 million, according to studio estimates issued on Sunday.  Monster-in-Law Charlie (Jennifer Lopez) is a workaholic single girl looking for her knight in shining armor. He arrives in the form of Kevin (Michael Vartan, "Never Been Kissed"), a doctor who is instantly smitten with Charlie, and the two fall in love. It soon comes time for Charlie to meet Kevin's mother, former television talk show host Viola (Jane Fonda). Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Star Wars episode 3, the circle is finally complete. But will it shine like the original three movies, or crash and burn like the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones (dubious titles at best), read an exclusive early review. Robots: Movie review
The Aviator
Ocean's Twelve
Blade: Trinity
Ray
House of Flying Daggers Team America: World Police Team America, a division of the government, go and stop terrorism wherever it happens. They'll stop at nothing to defeat terrorists, including destroying cities. To go even more undercover, Team America hires the up-and-coming actor Gary Johnston to act as a terrorist. A big terrorist scheme is coming aground, led by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Gary's initially reluctant to go about this plan, but he realizes that helping the world is more important than his career. Will Team America stop the terrorists in time? I Heart Huckabees Review Albert (Jason Schwartzman) is an environmental activist, working with "everything store" chain Huckabees rising executive Brad Stand (Jude Law) for some sort of environmental deal with the opening of new stores. Albert finds a business card at one of his meetings with Brad for Vivian and Bernard Jaffe (Lily Tomlin and Dustin Hoffman), "existential detectives". They go to try to figure out the secret to Albert's life. Friday Night Lights Review In the small, poverty-stricken town of Odessa, Texas, all the residents have is their local high-school football team. The oft-state championship-winning team, headed by Coach Gary Gaines (Billy Bob Thornton), is going for another state title, thanks to their big star Boobie Miles (Derek Luke). But the team goes through injuries, hardships, and others, as the whole city is counting on them to win the states again. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow A bunch of scientists go missing, as intrepid reporter Polly Perkins (Gwyneth Paltrow) covers the story. Giant robots (obviously made by the kidnapped scientists) partially destroy New York, as Joe "Sky Captain" Sullivan (Jude Law) stops them. Sky Captain and Polly go try to solve the mystery of the missing scientists. Collateral Review
Cellular Review
Alien vs Predator review With its out-of-place PG-13 rating, poor acting, awful writing and mediocre direction, 'AvP' disappoints the fans at every turn — Fox has taken two of their greatest franchises and turned them into a joke. This is nothing more than typical action fare — which, all considered, isn't much of a compliment at all. Bourne Supremacy
King Arthur The chief problem with this movie is that it takes itself very seriously. The opening scroll-down boldly announces that historical research has now established the truth behind the legend of Arthur. With that said, we, the audience, are then supposed to believe that what is presented in the movie is historical fact.... Spider-man 2 Review
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Shrek 2 Review
Troy  When Paris the prince of Troy, falls for Helen, queen of Sparta, the young prince makes a disastrous decision and steals Helen away from her brutish husband, Menelaus, in the middle of the night, and thats when all the trouble begins!Man on Fire Review Creasy is a retired Marine haunted by his violent past and unable to bring his life together. He reluctantly accepts a job down in Mexico as a bodyguard to a young girl called Pita. Creasy tries to keep a professional distance between himself and Pita, but they soon become friends; Creasy even taking the place of her business-obsessed parents on occasion. When thugs kidnap Pita all hell breaks loose... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a genius creation. Not only is it his funniest movie, but it's also the most coherent and most enjoyable movie. Van Helsing Every other scene contradicts the other, and there are so many plot holes and unnecessary plot developments that it's hardly worth following. Now, before you chastise me for taking an action movie too seriously, let me go into the plot. Hellboy Review  Hellboy the latest work by director Guillermo del Toro is also another comic book adaptation. This is also not the first time del Toro has directed a movie based on comic book characters. His first being the sequel to Blade, Blade 2. Ron Perlman who plays the title role of Hellboy is no stranger to the comic book world or del Toro....Starsky and Hutch Review Would someone please explain to me why when Hollywood makes a remake of a TV show they don't stay true to the TV show and make up something so off-center from the original that it may as well have been something else in the first place? Along Came Polly Ben Stiller is back, playing the hyper paranoid and over cautious insurance salesman Reuben Feffer, who's life is about to be turned upside down by Polly Prince (Jennifer Aniston) Honey Poor Jessica Alba, her movie career is not starting off good with this extremely long music video. Jessica Alba's TV series Dark Angel was canceled last year and Jessica has now begun her career as a movie actress. Will she make it? Stuck on You Maybe you saw "Me, Myself and Irene" and "Shallow Hal" and thought that the Farrelly brothers might be losing their comedic mojo. Maybe you heard that they were now making a movie about siamese twins and thought it was a terrible idea. Maybe you saw the trailer and still thought it wouldn't be any good. Mona Lisa Smile I assumed this was another Julia Roberts romantic comedy. But its more than that. Julia is art history teacher Katherine Watson, in her first session at the all girl Wellesley, at the beginning of the 1953-54 first semester. Return of the King Review So is it any good? Is the conclusion that we Tolkien fans have been waiting so many long years for worth the blood, sweat, time, and tears it took to manufacture? Second Hand Lions Walter is a 12-year-old boy who has just been dumped by his neglectful mother into the care of his great-uncles, Garth and Hub . There's a dark mystery surrounding the decidedly unfriendly uncles, which includes stories of bank robberies, middle-eastern princesses... Out of Time When he learns the news that his mistress has been given a cancer death sentence, suburban Miami police chief Matt Whitlock has to make tough decisions on how to save her life. Intolerable Cruelty Miles Massey is Los Angeles's sharpest divorce lawyer, helping hundreds of the very guilty get away with all their money intact. Hired by the flagrantly culpable Rex Rexroth to help judiciously screw his gold-digging wife, Marylin out of millions... Underworld
Disney and Knightley expected to do well at the Crimsons Rumours are floating around the industry as to nominations for the coveted 2003 Imperial Crimsons award. Kill Bill : Volume 1 It's been 6 years since Quentin Tarantino last shot up the big screen with his blacksploitation homage and career masterwork, `Jackie Brown.' I can think of a long list of directors I would love to see take lengthy sabbaticals, and Tarantino isn't one them... Veronica Guerin This biopic is based on the true story of Irish journalist Veronica Guerin (Cate Blanchett), whose investigative reporting on Dublin's drug underworld led to numerous attempts on her life. She became a heroine in the eyes of the locals, who praised her for eventually giving her life to tell the truth. Lost in Translation
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Gigli It's no secret that Jeniffer Lopez's acting career has taken something of a downtown these last few years. After such promising films such as Out of Sight and the visually stunning "The Cell" she's bombed with the likes of Maid in Manhattan and Angel Eyes, so is Gigli enough to save her career? Jeepers Creepers 2 Every 23rd spring, over 23 days, The Creeper comes out to feast. A giant, winged creature with a taste for teen boys, The Creeper has come across a broken down school bus filed with a victorious high school basketball team returning home... let the mayhem commence! Spy Kids 3D  After
witnessing the atrocity named Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams, I vowed never
to give any money to the franchise. And then I found myself in line waiting to
buy a ticket for Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over only for the 3-D aspect of it. American Wedding  The time has come for college sweethearts Jim and Michelle to get engaged, prompting elation from Jim's Dad, and his friends Finch and Kevin. As the wedding plans get underway, the last person they want on the invite list is notorious troublemaker, Steven Stiffler. Bad Boys 2  Watching a Jerry Bruckheimer produced film is the cinematic equivalent of consuming empty calories. It will fill you up, but it ends up taking up space that could be occupied by things that are better for you. "Bad Boys II" is no exception to this rule. Lara Croft Tomb Raider : The Cradle Of Life Based on the Lara Croft series of `Tomb Raider' video games, `Cradle Of Life' comes after the critical and creative drubbing `Tomb 1' took back in 2001. The years have been kind to Croft and this new adventure is a large improvement over the original. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Johnny English
Welcome to Collinwood
Anger Management
Bullet Proof Monk
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde I'll admit it, I like sequels. I love ongoing stories that envelop the viewer, along with opportunities to dig in deeper with characters and situations. And then there's `Legally Blonde 2,' an impulsive cash-in from a hit-starved studio. It reeks of a rush job sent out to steal the remaining good will left behind by the original film. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Dawn of the Dead 50 First Dates My Big Fat Greek Wedding Office Space S.W.A.T The Matrix Reloaded The Last Castle Bend It Like Beckham Finding Nemo Scooby Doo 2 28 Days Later... 2 Fast 2 Furious The Italian Job What the hell kind of name is Igby? Daddy Day Care Catch Me If You Can Bruce Almighty 25th Hour Artificial Intelligence Planet of the Apes Ghost World Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Pearl Harbor Tomb Raider Phonebooth Kiss of The Dragon The Terminator LOTR: Two Towers The Pianist The Ring About Schmidt A Beautiful Mind |
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